Katharine: as i sit here in this Gundam and envision the future, i close my eyes and MANIFEST.
Mardith: how's that going? how's that going really?
Katharine: nothing. nothing's happening. just darkness. anxiety and a double-chin.
Mardith: the universe is on summer break.Katharine: what's this penny stuck in the slot to the side here? no wonder the engine wouldn't start!!!
Mardith: whoa, this penny is coated in blue powder. it means you can take the luck now or wait to travel to a parallel animated cartoon of the '80s, the village of the Smurfs.
dad: you can wait to get licked by Azrael or Smurfette.
Papa Smurf at the wheel: is this the Soyuz? there's always a Soyuz.
Stephen King: "Word Processor of the Gods," it takes a very honest man to admit your son is a creep.
Buddhist monk at the British Open: not a good look, lot of colonizing going on here. can we give the LIV tour back to the Saudis and ban all sports in Britain? golf is the ultimate meditative pastime. golf was invented in TIBET, not China...
Defenders of Wildlife: we have to put our stuff in blank unmarked envelopes now...
Katharine: i'm for a new approach, like Jesus in The Last Temptation of Christ. why do we have to fight and destroy these cool robots? it takes 87 years to build one Gundam. how can there be an enemy when we can all mindread?!!!
Four: yeah i'm with you, let's open our cockpit doors and just talk. what are you doing? why are you burying your head in my crotch?
Katharine: that's how i meditate.
Ted Robinson: something happened with tennis, it just isn't the same...
John Isner: i never won a major? why? meanwhile Scottie Scheffler drops his pants and the rest of the golf world doesn't know what to do. all tennis players must be required to wear trousers. you must win by two. each set is the first to 70 games...
under control: under someone's control.
Match Game '74: get to tomorrow faster...
Michele Bachmann: so they didn't let me keep the Congress company car. btw, i've never listened to one of Bach's songs...
game shows: we got INSANE lawyers.
Ons Jabeur: it wasn't because i was unhappy on the tennis court. that i was depressed, that there was no joy anymore hitting a fuzzy green ball through a net, no it was because i want Bud Collins back.
Dan Rivera: the doll wasn't haunted, okay? we just want Telly Savalas back. bring Telly back so he can see his Muppet children. and change that Twilight Zone episode title from "Living Doll" to "Talky Tina."
Rod Serling: my first draft was called "Haunted by a Bald Head."
After Dark, My Sweet: Coca-Cola flavored with date palms...
Billy Corgan: hey i don't mean to step on any toes here.
Bjork: you have a very genuine smile that's from the '50s. don't worry about your toes, they're frozen.
Billy Corgan: i fear frostbite more than i fear death. are the acoustics good in Reykjavik?
Bjork: i don't know, i never leave my house.
Billy: the drawback of having a home studio...
Padraig Harrington: they love their potty...
Tales from the Darkside "Seasons of Belief": not really like that Rent song. blossomed into something else. never tell a child Santa Claus doesn't exist, that ruins lives, that will ruin that kid's life forever, that destroys the innocence of youth, magic is all we have...
Suzy Lu: i got Kakashi some Converse shoes.
Kakashi: thank. being a barefoot ninja is rough on the dogs.
Steejo: what'd you get me, luv?
Suzy: you get to stay in my Scottish castle in the doghouse.
Michael Jordan: Suzy got me some Atari shoes...
me: hello!!! what are you doing here?
Jules Smith: i'm just sort of into anime. where's the food? conventions have good food, right? where are the triple-cooked chips? come on, this is Japan, they've gotta be here.
Japan: oh yeah, sous-vide french fries, we did that in the '80s...
Leslie Sbrocco: not swag, schwag. look, we've done every single restaurant in San Francisco. i told the producers not to come to Carmel but they said The Forge was the last restaurant in the state!!!
Clint Eastwood: it's not a comfortable feeling being 100 years old...
Emil Bove: i'm a reckless prosecutor. and a venal man. i have brought shame to my great-great-great grandfather Nosferatu.
Hall & Oates: whoa oh here she comes, watch out boy she'll spit you out, whoa oh here she comes, she's a dreamweaver...
Katharine: you see, Gundam is Japan's Shakespeare, Japan's literature. i treat it as such, i treat it serious, i need for it to be REAL.
Lux: i feel you. and mindmeld you. tho that sort of thinking plummets manga sales.
Katharine closes his eyes again, this time he REALLY tries to believe...
the roof of the con hall has a hole. caused by the Red Gundam's head.
Katharine: i like this robot, he has a hard noggin like me. WOW, we are in the sky!!!
without having to heavily lean on the clutch, with a light touch, the Gundam makes a beeline for the sun.
Lux: okay okay i get it, so YOU write the next anime.
Katharine: don't you see? i'm gonna LIVE the scene, not imagine it. books can never replace a lover.
it's too bright to see inside the sunny amphitheatre.
Katharine Hepburn: worship me, Earth!!!