PETS PHOTOBOMBIN'

caption the seven pics, PIC 1 is the one first up top, if you will, sir or madam.






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TNH: THEN IS THEN, BUT NOW IS ODD

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click on the lovely Wednesday Mourning, my kind of goth babe, to make the series go *start*, 1 of 4. Wednesday, btw, is trying to avoid those balloon-sized rain droplets with her midnight-black parasol there. don't worry, it's not a gang sign. not quite sure what it's gonna end up being, but, yeah


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THEN, please answer the following questions:

1. does now + then = now and then?
2. where were you when it all came crumbling down?
3. what is your favorite memory of yourself ever?
4. do you think we'll ever see a decade like the '90s again, a period of time of the utmost in creativity when it came to music, arcades, game shows, comic books, cereal, sports, video games, cartoons, animation, fast food, tv, film, plaid, attitudes, fashion, and just general awesomeness? or has the internets age destroyed all of our futures into cookie-cutter drones?
5. would you consider going into the ODDITIES shop in San Fran, shooting the breeze with Wednesday Mourning, and, say, switching your anniversary gift to a jar of liquid in which is contained a mummified two-headed squirrel?





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TMIT: MY LIFE IS ONE BLANK

PIC 1 FROM TOP: me on a good day

PIC 11: oh Seal, reconsider before it's too late...

PIC 14: this was my design to Hershey's just before i was fired.

PIC 19: i like cats, too.



FILL IN THE BLANKS:

1. i could spend all day________but couldn't stand five minutes__________.

i could spend all day swimming in chocolate but couldn't stand five minutes doing the swimming part of it.

2. i would love to have a robot in my house to do the_________because no one else ever does.

the fucking

3. the older you get the more_______you get.

wise, and thus, bitterly hopeless

4. i want to________when i___________.

i want to cum when i live.

5. my appetite for________will never be satisfied.

following new bloggers

bonus: if i were a hoarder, i would hoard_________.

the rights to the tv show HOARDERS, so then i could only broadcast one more episode: an episode about me and how i used a blog to become famous. oh, you say there are youtube channels for that sort of thing now?...







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tell me your most fanciful theory on the origin of the high five.









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TNH: CUOTE COCK CUOTES IV

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click on an ethereal elegance for the final application of war paint, the war of love, and to lose this series forever


CUOTE=cute + hot, CUOTES=quotes



sticky summer night
muted colors
you and me, be
two naked bodies
hanging from the chandelier
emptied out
classified
everything meant
but nothing said
Day of Independence
from my pressures
kissing slowly
to ease the pressure
i have no soul to sell
already sold it to you
i have but a sea to give you
my sea of endless sorrows:

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TMIT: REPUBLISHED...HAVEN'T BEEN PUBLISHED YET, SO I'LL TAKE IT

PIC 1 FROM TOP: there is a joy in streaking, that's what the caption said, i'm suddenly getting interested in the political process again.

2: being the roomie who doesn't get any can be tricky, do you smolder with jealousy or do your homework?

8: the sexiest part of this pic? the wheat thins

11: the pained face of my Mom the second she found out she conceived me

12: i may be a bloggy loser, but at least i haven't reached douchebag level...yet...pray for me

13: okay, this was the drama on Saturday. Karen and i were gettin' down all hard and sloppy per usual when all of a sudden...

14: ...Karen's fucked-up roommate Sue arrives bent on destroying me for that bad grass scam i laid on her, real grass, not pot...

15: what Sue fails to realize is that i especially get off on being whacked with a pool cue, so...btw, those tennis shoes that Karen kept on wearing during the fucking made me hot in a kind of sporty way.




1. have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the opposite sex without anything steamy happening? that is a physical impossibility in my case, when all else fails, the water stored in my body is used to make steam, we're talking here only in the most extreme conditions, like if my babe and i are traveling in a desert with no water, just mirages.

2. have you ever streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people? if the gathering is official, do you get bonus streaking points? i streaked at a gathering, The Gathering, before we all drank our sippie cups of Kool Aid and boarded that exclusive space ship which existed only in our Chosen minds, the one which traveled to Home in Space. none of my other fellow cult members were paying attention to my nakedness, they were all too busy concentrating on that attention whore Our Supreme Leader, the dude with the sickly face and white hair who came on our cubicle tv screens every once in a while to spit out our directions. man that guy was annoying. i never flew in space, apparently my drink was spiked with sugar, not death.

3. have you ever had dates with multiple people on the same weekend (or consecutive nights or the same night) while not all of your dates were aware of your actions? sure, this is known in the business as the SITCOM DATE, or The Three's Company, with me, your loyal blog-writer phoenix, assuming the role of one Mr. Jack Tripper. i keep Janet and Chrissy in their lesbian dance in my room, lock the door and swallow the key, while i entertain my first date, the bendy yoga instructor who exposed her butt in New York (Alec Baldwin) in the living room. after tripping over the living-room couch, i am Tripper after all, i race down the stairs to the Regal Beagle and simultaneously entertain my second date, Mr. Furley, with spirits and pretzels...*in the Mr. Furley voice: SMOOTH*

4. what is the most "romantic" you've ever gotten in a movie theater? i believe Alanis Morissette has covered this, but while i was being downed upon by my lovely babe, i fed her Mike N Ikes, that's her favorite, so i feel i participated in the overall cumming, y'know, i provided her fuel...

5. have you ever had sex when you knew a non-participating adult was watching? Mom: no, everyone else: yes, Mom: okay





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