TABERNA: VOLCANIC FLOWER

 

and so a week later Pompeii was INDEED overrun by the lava from Mount Vesuvius which blew his top like he was an alive god. 

Liza the soothsayer: lava like a fucking blanket. EVERYTHING destroyed. good thing all the townsfolk left because they paid attention to my warnings. see we as a people really do pay attention to dreams. 

Liza: god what a mess. everything burnt to a crisp, even my stone stove. all i see in this river of lava and volcanic ash are starched socks and a bottle-opener made of stone...

Jesus: i don't want you for a sunbeam.

Kurt Cobain: i know, that's why i'm depressed.

Jesus: i want you to replace me when i retire...

An American Werewolf in London.

Prince Charles: i don't like cigarettes. look, Princess Diana's head was too square-shaped for me, okay?

Shakespeare: yes i was French, what of it? we are ALL French. do you know how promiscuous the French people are?...

Linzi Drew: strangest movie ending i've ever seen. the tone was wacky...

Richard Scarry: you learned about yeast from me. how to cook with yeast. without me you wouldn't know what yeast was, those cubes of yeast in that LOOONG loaf of French bread baked by that mottled cat in the chef hat with the rolling pin...

SimpliSafe: the agent won't, like, look into your bedroom, don't worry.

Cher: i'm the world's Earth mother now that Dolly Parton is gone.

Nick Cassavetes in The Wraith: i'm a virgin in this...

ramen: like shredded-wheat biscuit pillows...

Julius Aqueduct: wanna make love?

Aeus: not in these togas.

Julius: Liza the soothsayer is my mother...

Aeus: i figured.

a blue wave coming from the Tyrrhenian Sea crashes onto the WIDE lava flow fossilizing the small city-state into a layer of volcanic soil. a minute later from out of this soil grows a red volcanic flower. Julius plucks this flower and puts it in Aeus's triangular hair.

Aeus takes the flower from her hair and snorts it up her left nostril.

Aeus: it's been a stressful week.