Skylar: we're gonna need snacks. Matt: good thing we work at Safeway. my truckbed is big enough to hold our Coke. my truck's bed, ...

  Skylar is dealing with a bully at Safeway. Skylar: this is my place of work, not a nightclub. Aron pointing to his cheek: do you see this ...

  Nintendo hands me an empty Arrowhead 5-gallon sparkling distilled water barrel from the 1980s at the coin-cash. me: i don't get it. Ni...

  me: i crave quiet. i seek silence. Nintendo: being a mute is not the same thing. it's a hard life. me: omg i discovered BRUSCHETTA!!! ...