Jules Smith: look at that bog bodega in the shape of a boot over there. me: who lives there? Jules: Mrs. Claus, but fair warning, she'...

  Jules Smith: our village elder lives by himself on that hill over there. his name is Monopoly Moneybags, Mono for short. because he wears ...

  Jules Smith: my family is in my house right now, let's go meet them. me: but i have met your family. Jules: how? you've been hidin...

  Jules Smith: *internal sigh* oh fine, so where do you want to go instead? me: i mean, the UK is a big island, right?  Jules: let's go ...

  me: without my second house, i die. Jules Smith: patience, our long-distance overseas video dating is working. me: is it? is there romance...