Liza: you see this haunted house in front of us? me: aw, i wanted to go to the school bazaar and bob for apples. Jen R: you like bobbing for...

  Liza: i wanna go back to school. me: college or trade school? Liza: i wanna learn new things. but first i'm gonna order every single f...

Liza: they fired me. Safeway fired me. me: what happened? Liza: i was taking too-long breaks. i wasn't doing anything nefarious, i was s...

  50 years later... Amelia Earhart: feel better about getting saved? Fred Noonan: i guess. Amelia: think about all the stuff we got to do lo...