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THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.

Wednesday, July 29, 2026

DARTMOUTH DIGS: AIDS THE PROFESSOR

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  at Professor Beakman's teacher housing. Beakman: it's not a real shower unless i pee in the drain. Lis Smith: that's scientifi...
Monday, July 27, 2026

DARTMOUTH DIGS: COMMUTER CRUSH

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  it's Lis Smith's first day at Dartmouth and she's deciding on a major. Lis Smith: it's either gonna be Communications or S...
Friday, July 24, 2026

THE SHOT WITH REVERB: BELLHOP CART

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  Roger Federer: don't you see? Kurt Cobain: what. Roger: your death reverberated across the galaxy. ON THAT DAY new bands started to sp...
Wednesday, July 22, 2026

THE SHOT WITH REVERB: THERAPY IN ASH

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  Kurt Cobain: this therapy stuff is hard. Roger Federer: what good is your therapy if you do it after the whole world turns to ash? Kurt: t...
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