Jen R: ready for the party? me: the practice is the party. Jen: i think we got it all down. even Shakespeare was an advocate for the freef...

  me: what are we doing for wedding favors?  Jen R: can i say little baggies of pot? me: no but i like the little baggies part. Jen: little ...

  at the church of St. Cyril's of Jerusalem in Encino, we're finally getting it together. me: we're almost married!!! Jen R: not...

  Priest-Principal: the prom is closed. shut. the prom was becoming too suggestive, you know? i've had to reopen Notre Dame and file all...