Wednesday, October 5, 2011

HNT: BROWN PAPER BAG


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first, click on the Unknown Comic to open up the new series

THEN, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE



brown paper bag uses:

* during shame sex, shamed because of your religion, you put the bag over your own head

* during kinky sex, you put the bag over your own head...just 'cause that's kinky to you

* ANOTHER USE THAT'S POLITICALLY-INCORRECT INVOLVING MEASURES OF HOW CUTE SOMEONE IS OR ISN'T <--------WARNING!!!

* lunch, man, lunch! you remember back in the day, you wake up bright and early for another day at the ol' assembly line, you're brimming with confidence that this time Mr. Stone will notice how hard you're working at breaking those rocks and he will finally grant you that promotion...you pack a light brown-paper-sack lunch of yogurt, milk, and grilled cheese?

* blow into bag, keep blowing, fill it up with air...then...POP!!!!!!

* same as above, except replace air with vanilla pudding



name a time in your illustrious life when it just wasn't your day, you weren't feeling like the invincible god or goddess that you usually are, and you did something in the heat of the moment which you were so embarrassed about that you felt like putting a brown paper bag over your head and scooting out of town.

12 comments:

  1. Most of mine involve sexual adventures that were completely inappropriate both in location and person and I often lie awake cringing remembering them. MAN I WAS BALLSY. And so fun to work worth
    LOL

    Also, a few cringe worthy road rage incidents that I try not to even think about. Shudder

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  2. I knew you were the Unknown Comic!

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  3. I always ... always love coming to your site. and my answer to your question luv.. Is on my blog this HNT! looks like we were InSync .. no not the boy band... lol

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  4. Oh dear Lord, which one? there are too many to enumerate.

    I never got brown bag lunches... my mom saved bread wrappers and used those instead! funner to pop perhaps but you couldn't put them over your head...

    HHNT!

    ~Kazi

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  5. trixie: maybe one more ballsy adventure...with me?

    pocket: i'm the Unknowable Comic

    shibari: backstreet boys for me

    kazi: wonder bread...why? why did i start eating it? why can't i stop despite all the evidence?

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  6. I could do with a brown paper bag now. The face, it ain't pretty this morning.

    As for their uses, I immediately think of brown paper bag bribery. Not that I've ever been on the receiving end. Really. Promise.

    Love the clicky, Unknown Comic. You do Jerry Lewis proud... ;)

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  7. I can't say I've ever used a paper bag during sex.

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  8. cheeky babes: i want to write a screenplay about all of your bribery exploits, it'll be a million-seller

    molly: i have, it's wonderful

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  9. you can call yourself the "late" Phoenix, if you want, but, I showed up Friday to post a Thursday.
    Now...THAT'S late.

    then again...the question, eh?
    When I was still addicted to cigarettes, I stole them during times of no employment.

    Pretty stupid. Embarrassing.

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  10. Traces the hair on your arm then looks you in the eye-
    "that vanilla pudding shit sounds fun, let's do it!! "
    ~viemoira

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  11. bone: i used to think the magical fumes would cure me, but i only fumed more, became more angry...

    vie: i'm there, whenever, wherever, like batman

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  12. Loved this post. :)
    xxx
    Sophia

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