Wednesday, May 18, 2011

PORN LESSONS: PARDON ME, BUTT...






this is hardcore JEOPARDY! hardcore hardcore game show




everything i've learned about life i've learned from porn: where to stand, where to sit (blocking), where to position my body and her body to achieve the perfect contortion, what sweet nothings to whisper into her ear (and they are REAL things you must whisper, they're not really NOTHINGS), how to cum on her without making her mad afterwards, etc. on a completely unrelated note, i seem to be dateless this saturday night. anyway, i'm thinking of making this a new wednesday tradition.




NOW, CLICK HERE. WARNING!!!: NSFW PORN




have i told you lately how much japan fascinates me? the last post, you say? oh, okay, just making sure, just checking...




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15 comments:

  1. UnknownMay 18, 2011 at 9:21 AM

    Well damn that seemed kind of harsh on the poor guys. Unless they of course wanted to die like that..

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  2. Cheeky MinxMay 18, 2011 at 4:16 PM

    Damn. I've been blocked from watching this.

    Are you really fascinated by Japan? I should make a note... ;)

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  3. Spiky Zora JonesMay 18, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    Moshi moshi boyfriend. ah...watching porn didn't teach me anything. I'm more a hands on girl...you know. I learn better while experiencing it. And that make me a better teacher...hehehe.

    Sayonara baby. (((MWUAH)))

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  4. Missed PeriodsMay 19, 2011 at 7:56 AM

    If this is NSFW porn, is there SFW porn? I want to work there.

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  5. the late phoenixMay 19, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    singed: it's a good way to slough off this mortal coil, no?

    cheeky babes: hey, the vending machine dress wins the day. i hate it when the computer goes all puritan on me

    zora: baby, i love it when you visit. you can be my sensei anytime. i think it's high time we make another home movie together...

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  6. the late phoenixMay 19, 2011 at 8:06 AM

    missed: oh baby, now i'm even MORE hot for teacher!

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  7. ElleMay 19, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    Ok. That is weird. But I guess for Japan, it's not really that weird :P

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  8. AutumnMay 20, 2011 at 6:11 AM

    you know? i find japan rather fascinating myself. :)

    thanks for commenting...ahhh...this is a nice spot to be. i always enjoy your posts. enjoy your friday babes.

    xoxo
    loves autumn

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  9. the late phoenixMay 20, 2011 at 8:06 AM

    elle: you know me: the stranger, the better

    autumn: hi there, thanks for visiting, may the japan sun shine on us all

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  10. drollgirlMay 20, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    fuh-reaks. for realz.

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  11. Joanna CakeMay 21, 2011 at 2:18 AM

    I couldnt click the link as I have houseguests but I too learned a lot from porn.

    However, some of it was how not to have sex :)

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  12. AnonymousMay 21, 2011 at 6:27 AM

    That is the most fascinating nd strange thing I have seen for some time...

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  13. the late phoenixMay 21, 2011 at 7:58 AM

    droll: :O :) :D

    joanna: exactly ;)

    cavern: it's but the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the internets

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  14. THUNDERCATMay 21, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    I'm still stuck staring at all the big booty pics in this comment section that I forgot what the hell I was gonna say.

    oh yeah...You are a fucking genius!

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  15. the late phoenixMay 22, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    thundercat: your animated avatar wins the logo wars!

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