Jem is frustrated. Jem: this bubblegum-pink hair is not enough. i really want to make it as a singer. not a fluffy singer, a singer of sub...

  dad: creature, i listen to your prayers. don't wish for things to be reversed, it's not fair to your mom, it's not her fault t...

  my dad takes me to the Casbah Theatre in Berkeley to watch Macross: Do You Remember Love? dad: isn't this the type of stuff you did at...

  i was FLOORED when i opened my front door that crisp morning and he was standing there on the welcome mat right in front of me. me: DAD?!!...