THE MAN WHO SLOWLY STOPPED TALKING: SOCKS ON SHINS

 

at Luke Russert's podcast.

Glen Hansard: still no response from Marketa?!!! that is COLD. let's face it, i went out EXACTLY how i wanted.

Kurt Cobain: yeah, artists don't want to live to 100 years old, it's just too much for us, we can't take it. there's just too much depression in life to have it be a LONG life...

Glen: motorbikes and music, you know? Dylan Moran giving the drunken eulogy. why is Irish folk on an acoustic always so sad?

Treat Williams riding a scooter in a nursing home sings "I Got Life" from Hair...

Luke Russert: come together, people.

Gilligan: okay how do you wear your socks? pull them all the way up or left at the shin?

Kurt Cobain: i'm grunge so i go barefoot in the woods like a lumberjack.

Gilligan: i see, you're a grunge gringo so i should follow your priceless advice. i get desert-island sand in my socks. i leave them on the shin like i was left at the altar by Mary Ann.

Gene Rayburn: the Match Game black magic-markers are permanent.

Charles Nelson Reilly: can you draw a penis on my face? purely for the college prank of it.

parmesan chicken noodle soup: some things just aren't worth trying to create, you know?...

Pasqually: leave the cheese to me.

Chuck E. Cheese: some experiments should remain experiments...

Mr. Munch: i ain't mad at Grimace, look what happens to livestreamers. all he made was evaporation. 

chicken noodle: like chicken chow mein. not the soup. from the Chinese restaurant, not the hotel the Golden Girls run...

Gilligan: at the end of Small Soldiers, the good toys are sailing to Gilligan's Island.

Nietzsche: Gilligan's Island is an example of my law of eternal return...

gangsters toting tommy guns: men can't live on tough-guyness alone. a man needs a woman.

Rose: Thorn?

Rupert Thorne: when you're a head Batman villain you can have a TV, recliner with cigar ashtray, and shower stall in your jail cell...

Allison Mack: you were the one who introduced me to a "life coach."

Kristin Kreuk: yeah, looking back, life coaches aren't the best. it's better to just take drugs alone in your room. 

Allison Mack: i should've just gone to Berkeley and become an acting coach, not a life coach!!!

PBS: life's not boring, it's endlessly fascinating, but it's found only in our documentaries...

Taco Bell: it's time for us to do black beans again...

BombPoppie: i am right now riding the Great Space Coaster...

new... : ...no, you don't want news, you want the exact opposite of news: New Orleans food with Kevin Belton.

The Joy of Sex (1984): not a good idea to have a Venus de Milo as your school statue out on the front lawn of a public high school...

Gilligan: Gen X was the 13th generation, that waterlogged my brain, i never noticed that before.

Kurt Cobain: i TOLD you guys we were all doomed. the 13th generation of Americans on this land starting from Benjamin Franklin.

Gilligan: so we're all Ben Franklin's children?...

Rigby: STOP TALKING!!!

Tai: who's that talking rodent in the corner there?!!!

Luke Russert: how'd you get in the podcast booth?