1. what is your go-to question to ask in online dating? you can date online? i still send love letters scented with my own perfume.
2. how old is the pic you use for your online dating profile? it's so old i'm wearing a purple Stussy shirt...
3. what is your biggest dating pet peeve? i just thought the whole thing was gonna be like Cathy the comic strip.
4. what are your goals with online dating? i just want to be Sigourney Weaver's kept boy.
5. have you ever slid into a stranger's DMs? did they respond? yes. Tom Arnold and i are now good friends.........honestly i don't know how to feel about that.
BONUS: do you think a couple's finances should be together or separate? SEPARATE if you're Tom Cruise, TOGETHER if you're Tom Cruise's priest.
1: Name 10 people from history you would have at your dining table for one evening.
ReplyDelete2: What is old?
3: The cake is a lie
4: getting under the layers
5: No, I don’t believe in sharing Doc Martens.
BONUS: Separate. You are your own person.
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1. i just need 2: the 2 guys from My Dinner With Andre
ReplyDelete2. age ain't nuttin' but a number, Prince taught us that
3. imagine a being with Keanu Reeves's charm and Tom Cruise's power.........that is the definition of God.
4. my weighted blanket broke my bed...
5. i slid into your DMs.........and the rest is history...
BONUS: i don't know what it's like to earn money...
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