Friday, January 13, 2017

NOT POWER RANGERS. BUT KINDA


learned:

* diversity...........check. don't talk or we'll have to pay you...........check.

* pitch: Tron meets Mad Max

* the headband both protects from the dry summer heat and prevents the brain from imagining many mirage oases along the endless desert tundra

* Ace is dead. you pushed the wrong button. it's hard with gloves.

* this is why we lost the war.

* damn. okay, pay you with a check not cash........check.

* tell that to Sully.

* in the future, David Cassidy led a ragtag band of reject musicians who missed their auditions. they called themselves The Apostles...

* in their defense, back then the green screens were painted with green lead paint.

* okay but you can't see the wires, right?

* that aircraft carrier's not really there.

* shit, i just looked at myself in the rearview. i really need a haircut.

* if i get out of this, i'm gonna name my firstborn Will Ferrell.

* come on, man. i know you're under a lot of pressure but there's no need for the Nazi salute.

* floating head. my head's in the clouds. from imagining this script. or it's all that Hollywood blow i keep doing at key parties.

* damn it, the wire messed up my grand entrance! i wanted to look cool in front of Elizabeth Taylor.

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happy weekend. the de facto Super Bowl will be played this weekend...





2 comments:

  1. Thank god he got out of it. Otherwise, we would have no Elf, Ron Burgundy, or Mugatu.

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  2. what is love?............baby don't hurt me..............well that escalated quickly...

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