okay, so Orangina has now hurt me both internally and externally. whenever i drink it, much like the pomegranate cider, i get so woozy to the point of blackouts, my sleep patterns are permanently disrupted. also late last afternoon, while trying to unscrew the bottle of Orangina, i cut myself on that stupid, tiny, undoubtedly-rusty metal bottle cap. i love Orangina, but we're going through a rough patch.
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ReplyDeleteIs orangina that fizzy orange pop?
ReplyDeleteI once (when very drunk after a works Christmas party) returned to my hotel room and in the dark, fished for the water bottle. As I unscrewed the top it fell to the floor. Seconds later I trod on it and it embedded into the soul of my foot. It took me ages to get it out, drunk and stumbling and still in the dark. I managed it and fell into bed. The next morning there was blood and bloody hand prints everywhere from this hideous event. I have hated metal screw caps and water ever since.
yep, pretty much.
ReplyDeletei know, right? those thin metal bottlecaps are demonic, they're designed to cut and maim and...build character.
don't quote me on this, but i think you need water to live...