Lis Smith sits quietly ensconced in the auditorium audience, satisfied with her love life and not needing to talk all the time, willing to...

  at Professor Beakman's teacher housing. Beakman: it's not a real shower unless i pee in the drain. unless the COLD water of the sh...

  it's Lis Smith's first day at Dartmouth and she's deciding on a major. Lis Smith: it's either gonna be Communications or S...

  Roger Federer: don't you see? Kurt Cobain: what. Roger: your death reverberated across the galaxy. ON THAT DAY new bands started to sp...