it's 12 noon. i'm inside St. Cyril's Church. i'm sleeping in a pew in the centre row. me: i really need to drink more Coke. ...

  me: i'm feeling vulnerable. Talia the cat: why does your hair look like a cheese wedge? didn't you say?... me: yes, i want to stay...

  Jen R: enjoy that shower did you? me: i mean it's more refreshing than taking 2 Vanquish. Jen: look at your hair, man. me: i don't...

  Jen R touches my shoulder and she turns both of us into cats: Me Cat and Jen Cat. Me Cat: wow. i didn't want to live anymore but now i...