in the middle of the trip from Japan to Cali our speedboat capsizes. Jen R: smooth move, ex-lax. Peewit: please, that makes me think of my...

  me: want a cross? Peewit: i'm tempted. Jen R: you won't get a temple priestess. have you seen Sailor Mars? she's feisty. and f...

  Peewit: i've never gotten pharmacy eggnog before, you know? i've never drunk CVS eggnog. i was on my new holiday tradition with th...

  Peewit: they rejected me so i had to learn a trade. i took up electrical engineering. i became a Buddhist priest. their robes are cooler. ...