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THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.

Tuesday, July 23, 2024

MARS EXPRESS: KUSANAGI CROISSANT

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  Thumb Wars : remember old-skool YouTube? yeah so i can't use my thumbs to type anything on this iPad Mini, i'm strictly forefinger...
Monday, July 22, 2024

MARE ORIENTALE: $2000 CAR

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  Gary Kildall and dad are at a dingy motel, the Motel Inn. dad: Bitcoin? Bitcoin sucks. Gary: no, Bite Con. cons suck too but it's a wo...
Friday, July 19, 2024

GARY KILDALL: OVERCAST SUMMER

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Gary Kildall: Bill Gates killed all my dreams. dad: wanna talk about it? Gary: i didn't cause the global power outage out of revenge. Bo...
Wednesday, July 17, 2024

GARY KILDALL: COMPUTER CHRONICLES

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Gary Kildall: after the collapse i still needed to make ends meet. you see that auctioneering car out front? dad: it's a cool shunted mi...
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Tuesday, July 16, 2024

THIS IS SPINAL TAP: FUCK THE NAPKIN

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  Jen R: hey can i borrow your dryer brush? Gary Kildall: yes my hair is nice. before you start.........i am not Nolan Bushnell... Jen: i...
Monday, July 15, 2024

GARY KILDALL: I INVENTED THE COMPUTER

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Gary Kildall: ever wake up with a THROB, a DULL BUMP on your head filled with nerves? that's me everyday. dad: you and i have the same e...
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