THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.
Monday, February 14, 2022
TMIT: GWYNETH PALTROW ATE HER OWN VAGINA
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i mean what can you say? all you can do is bow down to that, bow down to such a feat in love honor and respect. 2nd pic: not ice pops. not...
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Friday, February 11, 2022
$2 MILLION SUPER BOWL TICKETS
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notes: * Jacques Pepin: it's not a Valentine's Day dinner unless you eat it on a stone by a raging river. * Tommy Lee: the reason ...
Wednesday, February 9, 2022
HALFMONK: HELLO, CRUEL WORLD (SERIOUS CANDY)
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me: i'm becoming a monk. again. i know i know, but this time it'll stick. it has to. i'm joining the Order of the Camel Eye in...
Monday, February 7, 2022
TMIT: VERY MICHELANGELO
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as i'm typing this the roofers are building a new roof on the monastery. ladders, lasers, the good not evil saw, trucks on lawns, port...
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Friday, February 4, 2022
NATHAN CHEN'S GOT THIS
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notes: * Gladyce: Doryce dear, next time you wash your face, use warm water instead of cold, your face will thank you. Doryce: i'm usi...
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Wednesday, February 2, 2022
HOLLYWOODLAND HOTEL: AFTER AFTRA (THE COST OF CARE)
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Rita Moreno: i like your tits. Jessica Chastain: thanks. but they're just mom-tits, you know? warm and caring, point down. they called...
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