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THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.

Wednesday, May 6, 2020

PAT'S PREP: LARGE'S ARK

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"I hate blondes!" exclaims Julie at Don's Plum for a post-dance drink. the two are wearing their nonformal street clo...
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Monday, May 4, 2020

TMIT: HUMP HUG

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my priest taught me about the three kinds of hugs. as he was grabbing my ass one day. much like the three kinds of love, the firs...
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Friday, May 1, 2020

NED FLANDERS HAS AN EXTREMELY LARGE PENIS

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notes: * Phoenix the director: question, does the American standard change over time?... * Phoenix: heads up cast and crew. hurrica...
Wednesday, April 29, 2020

PAT'S PREP: FORMAL FUCK

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Julie drags Pat to the golf course. not the muni one mind you, the one relatively kept-up and nice by Van Nuys standards. no, the scho...
Monday, April 27, 2020

TMIT: I CALL DAVID ATTENBOROUGH DADDY

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The Utter Nonsense Edition, has that Monty Python ring. 1. so, what's your typical work uniform if you are working from home? o...
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Friday, April 24, 2020

WEARING NOTHING BUT MY STAN SMITHS

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notes: * yeah so there used to be this cool 3-minute commercial around about 2016 or so which had the adidas Stan Smiths and all the ...
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Wednesday, April 22, 2020

PAT'S PREP: '80s CHEESE

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Julie: are you okay? i was worried sick! Pat's tongue in the morning has been hung out to dry for hours and is hanging by his ank...
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Monday, April 20, 2020

TMIT: MARGARET CHO IS THE OG MC!!!

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1. do you like pain? only the Naruto character 2. would you say you have a high or low tolerance for pain? i like it rough, so p...
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Friday, April 17, 2020

BOWIE SIGHTING

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notes: * i don't get it. where are the Bowie sightings? they should be occurring frequently now. where are all the Cobain sighti...
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Wednesday, April 15, 2020

PAT'S PREP: STEFFI GRAF ON THE BEACH

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Pat: i'm nervous. Julie Brown: you're always nervous. Pat: it's Homecoming. just the name of it. the concept of it. it...
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