Rubikon: i'm a whore. The Line gets done with his speech and lowers to go back down the stairs. almost tripping on his tan suit....

hey the Nationals won the World Series! what? what hat? they all wear hats, right? 1. what are your kinks? watching Team America Wo...

notes: * it's the guy from Toto! so THAT's how they made their unique sound. * it's a chocolate bar, get your mind out...

1. you have separated from your siginificant other for six months. an attractive, attentive neighbor has paid you flattering attention...

notes: * please follow me * is there really a difference between Miller and Miller Lite?...... * not the start of a Mister Roger...

Pence: madams, please hold for the President. two first-ever-women-spacewalkers: no. *click* President Bump: hello? they hung up o...

1. can you handle the truth? yes cos i'm a Scientologist now 2. a couple of October holidays are coming up. do you participate ...

notes: * don't worry we're bypassing the rap to kids about how sugar is so not cool and instead of soda buy a fizz machine f...

at the Red Circle Table, there are two white women: Carli Lloyd: you know? Madonna: i know. and then Jennifer Aniston FINALLY jo...

1. tell us something weird about yourself: i'm normal. but i'm not a normie. 2. if you could be anywhere in the world righ...