1. why should you have sex on a first date? cos she won't have sex with you once she gets to know you. 2. why do you dislike...

learned: * went Black Friday shopping with my mom. at the mall. just for the atmosphere. memories. moments. mom-ents. make new ones b...

at the National Anthem, Papa John takes a knee. he kneels hard, making sure to plant each knee firmly into the turf before he begins singing...

a small man drives a jeep wildly, crashing through the North Korean gate and into the no-fly neutral zone which divides the two holy halves ...

the Pinto has been outfitted to look exactly like the DeLorean from the movie. Mr. Maldark: wasn't that supposed to be more of a ...

it's not a dirty word. it's a method of preparing the Thanksgiving turkey to make it easier to lie flat on the grill. thanks, B...

learned: * the world would be a better place if we all got rid of our garages and parked our tractors on our front lawns. * landlor...

Mr. Maldark is greeted with frantic hugs upon his return to school. Kelechi: *on the phone* no, baby, don't go to the Gadsden Mall. yo...

_____________________________________ at the interview, Camera Guy is sitting beside Bryan Cranston with a nervous tigger. Camera Guy: s...

Ashley Parker hears a strange murmuring outside her bush. it's Comey! he's doing his college boy scout try darndest to ascend ...