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THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.

Monday, August 1, 2016

TMIT: DON'T SAY MY NAME

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1. is oral sex cheating on your partner? nah, i was always taught to talk things out. 2. what is cheating to you? ...
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Friday, July 29, 2016

NOBODY READS ANYMORE

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learned: * sweater guy: you're a nice guy. kind. hard worker. so why are you cursed? what did you ever do in a former life to d...
Wednesday, July 27, 2016

FOR A SUN: WHOEVER HAS THE GOLD MAKES THE RULES

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Hartwin raises his arms for Harfi to carry him. Hartwin: cry while you work. Harfi transfers the injured soldier to his bed and ca...
Monday, July 25, 2016

TMIT: DEUCES, PART DEUX

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1. what's the hardest thing you've done? grow a spine. i refer you to that Next Generation episode where Worf has Klingon...
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Friday, July 22, 2016

TO BOLDLY PHONE

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learned: * Picard: make it so. Kirk punches Picard in the face. Kirk: get outta here, Frenchie. Ramsay: i like this guy. * Sulu...
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Wednesday, July 20, 2016

FOR A SUN: A REAL HUMAN BEAN

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Hartwin: i'm tiring of all this. when does it end? the flamingos are snoozing. that was some heavy black chai. Hartwin notices ...
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Monday, July 18, 2016

TMIT: STRONGER

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1. hi there. tell us about your job and what you do. i could tell you but then i'd have to marry you. 2. what piece of advice ...
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Friday, July 15, 2016

NEIL ARMSTRONG'S FAVORITE SONG

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learned: * Ernie: you still asleep, Bert? you haven't moved in, like, a really long time...............i'll let him sleep. ...
Wednesday, July 13, 2016

FOR A SUN: MENAGERIE

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Lieu, dead to this world, wakes up, rubbing the sediment from his eyes. Madchen: patched in? Lieu fumbles with his phone but not ...
Monday, July 11, 2016

TMIT: THE SILENCE OF THE FANS

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lawn tennis: bringing ex-girlfriends together since the 12th century that moth ate the Bernie bird... 1. have ...
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