1. who are you? read the entirety of this blog (even the hardcore porn stuff in the back) 2. what is your purp...

learned: * sugarcube in your coffee? * still waiting on that WATER episode... * balls * 1:18: my favorite shape is coin. * 2...

friend forever... it was a frightful scene. it was like the entire earth had had enough of man's shit and snapped. there was no m...

one more week of hell. will i survive? can i survive? can i have the will to survive? will i have the can to survive? my b...

...and we're back. so you know the deal. whomever the Derby winner is i automatically take for this race cos dibs and all that. tho...

i wake up with a thud. on my leg. lo and behold, there's a huge hairy mound of orange fur, levitating slightly. it feels so much mo...

cos that second Being Human vampire always got overshadowed by smoldery John Mitchell. even though vampires have no shadow. ...

learned: * CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK, I FUCKING LOVE REGULAR SHOW * only one sponsor but a good 'un * bring back he...

we are creatures through and through thoroughly dependent on kind eyes hoping each time raising our worried face to get the pet on o...

1. May 9---today is National Lost Sock Memorial Day. how many single socks do you have cos the mate got lost? see:...