learned: * man: i'll have the new turkey thing.  sandwich artist: okay but i'll let you in on a little secret, turkey's ...

what is freedom? Kenyatta: i forgot what i was thinking. she slides across a large tract of patch until she sees the creek winding ...

1. what did you have for breakfast? spaghetti 'n' meatballs 2. what clothes did you put on? what are clothes? 3...

i need to summer on Kepler. learned: * Golden Sea Triever * Space Ghost, there are worse ways to die than by runny confection. yo...

Cotard wants to take a victory lap but the swailing winds of salt keep getting in his eyes, he can't appreciate the surrounding veg...

no Grand Slam :( but there's still the Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast :) i wake up early. 1. how do yo...

learned: * Johnny's all, "should i really do this? should i come out like this? i guess i might as well now." * lik...

it's time. Alex neatly folds his newspaper, has a chunk of bacon which looks like ham, wipes the sweat off his newly-minted mustach...

1. what places have you visited in the last year you'll never visit again? my bathroom, my kitchen, and my room. no,...

learned: * that's the real cheetah. * thank god the skipper doesn't shoot the hippos anymore on the Disneyland Jungle Cru...