the late phoenix

THE LATE PHOENIX: I WANTED TO BE FAMOUS. INSTEAD, I HAVE THIS BLOG.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

HNT: SACRED HEART

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*CLICKY CLICKY* first, click on the merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily rowboat this is what i've always really wanted to tell you...
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Monday, December 26, 2011

THE COOL GRANDMA

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all i want for christmas are my two best gilfs FIRST, CLICK HERE, AND THEN LET'S TALK are you a cool grandma? what would ...
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

HNT: CHIPMUNKED FOR CHRISTMAS

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*CLICKY CLICKY* first, click on a seemingly normal christmas card to mercifully end the series THEN, CLICK HERE FOR AAAAAAAAALLLLLLL...
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

cats don't RULE the internet, they SOOTHE the internet

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NOW, NOW, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE, FOR UTTER PERFECTION .
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Monday, December 19, 2011

I TURNED ON HER KINDLE SWITCH AND MY PLANE DIDN'T GO DOWN, RIGHT ALEC BALDWIN? SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE REFERENCE, ANYONE?

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i really want to fuck the Kindle babe. i know, big surprise for me, huh? but hear me out, the voices in my head actually agree with e...
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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

HNT: NAVEED, GUIDE ME TO MY NEXT PHASE

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*CLICKY CLICKY* first, click on the meeting between the spirit signatures of me and my naveed for #3 in the series THEN, CLICK HERE,...
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Monday, December 12, 2011

HOW HUNGRY?

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first, couple of things off the bat: yes, i have fantasized about *licking* the green m and m babe. does that make me unusual? not in th...
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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

HNT: SHARE EARTH LOVE

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*CLICKY CLICKY* first, click on our Mother for #2 in the series THEN, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE FOR A DIFFERENT KIND OF HOE-DOWN ...
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Monday, December 5, 2011

RESPECT YOUR ELDERS, MAN!!!!!!

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CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE, AND THEN LET'S DISCUSS SPORTSMANSHIP...OR WE COULD JUST TALK ABOUT OLD-DOG FIGHTING TECHNIQUE, Y'KNOW...
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

HNT: I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE: I AM, IN FACT, KEANU REEVES

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*CLICKY CLICKY* dudes, first click on me on my bad hair day, uh, bad sad day, to start up a brand new shiny series, bro! it's me, k...
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